A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No eye deer)
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
A: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
B: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel.(No 'L')
A: What starts with 'E', ends with'E' and only has one letter?
B: An envelope.
A: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
B: Wet, of course!
A: How many letters are there in "English Alphabet"?
B: 26 letters.
A: Wrong. 15 letters(English Alphabet).
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